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This morning I smoked them stems
Yeah that’s the kind of shape I’m in
I’m in a bad bad way again
‘Cause this morning I smoked them stems

My dealer’s been out of town
And that’s really got me down
I hope he ain’t up in the pen again
‘Cause this morning I smoked them stems

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My baby done said goodbye
And all I ever do is cry
There ain’t nothing ‘round the house now to make me grin
‘Cause this morning I smoked them stems

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I called up this buddy of mine
‘Cause we always have a real good time
I was hoping I could bum a toke off of him
But this morning he smoked them stems

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Last part we forgot because we smoked them stems…

Well I didn’t go into to work
I think that boss man is a jerk
He’s probably wonderin’ where I’ve been
But this morning I smoked them stems

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